Beach Bag Essentials

A Few days ago I left my netflix cocoon and headed for the beach, which living in the north of England makes going to the beach a pretty big deal. When I go to the beach I like to build a nest because once I've got my spot on the sand I refuse to move. So I thought I'd share my essentials.

Beach Bag Essentials by ohyourtalkingtome featuring a pink beach towel

1. A lip balm with SPF - nobody likes sunburned lips
2. Hair Oil to prevent the sea and sun drying out my hair.
3. Facial sunscreen.
4. sunscreen for your body, obviously.
5. You've got to have a beach read, Mindy Kaling is currently on my must read list.
6. A cute beach towel.
7. Hat - protect that hair and your scalp from the sun.
8. Cute sunglasses I'm always scared to take my good sunglasses to the beach. These forever         21 glasses were my favourites last year and are back out again this year.
9. Got to keep hydrated - this Kate Spade tumbler may be a bit extravagant but its also                   seriously cute.
10. Heat proof snacks, I love my Happy Jackson lunchbox, there all so adorable. 

St Tropez Express Tan

I'm a complete tanning n00b. Despite some ill advised tan towels experimentation during senior school that left me looking like Lisa Simpson (Yes yellow.. age 12 was my jaundice year). It's been rare that I've decided to tan. When I do I usually regret it as soon as I've started.

But the St. Tropez express tan totally seduced me, it claimed to achieve a light tan in one hour and a dark one in 3. To me that sounds perfect, only one hour dealing with that weird biscuit smell and standing around trying not to put my arms down for fear of streaking.

It was actually bloody brilliant. I exfoliated and moisturised my skin before applying the mouse with my tanning mitt and left it for an hour. After rinsing it off there was the slightest biscuit smell remaining but otherwise that was it. The next day my sheets were still white and  my tan had developed into a really lovely streak free light brown - no orange (or yellow) at all.

The colour doesn't seem to last quite as long as the original mouse, it had pretty much completely faded by day 5. But it did fade very nicely with a bit of gentle exfoliation. I didn't have any random patches at all. I'm sold!

CHANTECAILLE Faux Cils Mascara Review

About a month ago I received a Space NK goody bag - Major excitement. I'd wanted one for so long its was actually embarrassing, but the disposable income and the offer never seemed to coincide (probably because I never have disposable income). Eventually I convinced the mother to go halves on the £150 purchase required to receive it. It was well worth it by the way, not least for the sample of the Chantecaille mascara that was included.

In short this mascara is just perfection, It gives serious length, volume and drama with no clumps. Its crazy. Before this came into my life I thought I had found my ultimate with the Benefit They're Real, but I'd never been so wrong  

Before

After- also I need to sort my brows out.

As you can see, its pretty amazing it manages to make somewhat paltry looking lashes look decent. (I should point out though my eyelashes are slightly longer than the before picture might indicate they're just very, very blonde). As great as it is though, it does come with a pretty hefty price tag at £35.00 nearly £10 more than the Chanel, Dior and YSL offerings (although I also think the Chantecaille is better).

I've also found some difficulties in controlling the wand. I found it almost impossible to apply a coat of this stuff without blobbing it somewhere either on my lash line or near to my brow bone. Not a big deal but If I've just spent 10 minutes doing a smokey eye and I blob mascara shit will go down. This could just be to do with the length of the sample size wand.  Also its not waterproof - or at all water resistant a sudden rainstorm yesterday left me looking like an emo kid circa 2004. But for the results it gives I'm willing to let all that go. 

To be honest, I'm not sure If I would purchase this once I've run out. It really is the best mascara I've ever used but I'm just not sure If I could justify £35 for a product that  should  would only last 3 months. If you've got the spare cash I say go for it, you won't regret it. For me I'm just not sure maybe if I win the lottery.

Charlotte Olympia Kitty Flats Dupe

Its probably just my impending status as a crazy cat lady but I've been lusting after the Charlotte Olympia Kitty flats forever. But I'm sorry, even if I did have a spare £500 I just don't think I could spend it on a pair of shoes with cat faces - no matter how adorable.

Charlotte Olympia version

This is why I love ebay, I found this pair that are super similar for £12 here. There really quite comfy a bit tight at the back of my feet at first but nothing a plaster didn't fix. The only other problem was the initially stank of WD40 - I left them in the garden for the day and the smell did dissipate. I reckon they're a pretty good bargain.

My ebay steal. 

PS. 5 minutes having a blog and I've put my feet on the internet already. I fear this is a rookie error.

Embracing My Flaws

Lets be real, I don't consider myself to be the most beautiful women in the room, (there are occasions in which I'm the only woman in which case I probably am) and for the most part I'm pretty okay with that. There are so many things I can do, I'm great with Puns, make a mean Lasagna, and I'm really good at doing the Carlton Banks dance - who needs beauty.

However a recent conversation with a friend made me realise how much of my confidence comes not from embracing my positives but from feeling as though I've successfully hidden my flaws - and thats just not on. So me and my friend set ourselves a little challenge - to play up or 'worst' features for one week - and I loved it.

Having wonky lips and a gap that would rival a Jagger I've always hated my lips, so I ended up spending the whole week in bold red lipstick. I went through I few formulations from my stash before absolutely falling in love with Illamsaqua Throb. Its a completely matte, blue red shade that really pops against my skin. I have little patience for any lipstick that needs careful re-applications throughout the day, but like all the Illamasqua lipsticks I've tried even after an 8 hour day this bad boy is still perfectly there. Its amazing. Honestly.

So, whilst I'm not quite ready to ditch my go to winged liner nude lips, I'm definitely feeling more ready to include red lips in my make up rotation.